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andBegorrah on Jul 22, 2008
Shh, there there. Have some cheesecake and a margarita and watch something with Cary Grant. (I call this the Unholy Trinity and it has been known to get me through some rough times.)
stoprobbers on Jul 17, 2008
I know -- I'm all, like, internet ready and shit!
Look at me, followin' through!
Also, it's really hard not to go into every post and scream "I HAVE A STAR! LOOK AT MY STAR!" But that would get me banned, and then having a star is totes pointless.
hortense on Jul 17, 2008
Hey crew-
Please send your technical issues (and be as descriptive as possible- tell us what browser you're using, etc.) to tips@jezebel.com.
Thanks!
Werrick on Jul 10, 2008
Sorry about going off-topic... I kinda started on topic... but it kind of got derailed.
Nodiva on Jul 8, 2008
Hi Hortense. Firstly, massive kudos for your handling of the comments from hell today. You were so incredibly professional and fair. But what I wanted to ask was: please could you publish a list of banned commenters saying why they were banned. The suspicion is that some excellent commenters get banned just because they disagree with the editors, and I feel like we've lost a bunch of intellectual warriors today without any inkling why; the loss of some of these excellent women is simply not good for the site. Also, even if the bannings are justified, it's a bit like the Pinochet regime (in a virtual sense, obvs!) with all these sudden disappearances and ne'er a fair thee well. Some explanation would be much appreciated as well as a tally of the fallen.
xx
BeckySharper on Jul 8, 2008
Way to handle the scary thread from hell today! I really admire your patience and occasional smack-down (although you did ban a couple friends of mine and I'm sad it came to that). I hope Jez is paying you well, because it cannot be an easy job.
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