DoctorNine commented on 2009 VW Golf GTI To Get 211 HP, GTI-R To Replace R32

"Of course, I was hoping for a V12, with bi-turbo forced induction, but we R32 weasels are like that..."

DoctorNine commented on 2009 VW Golf GTI To Get 211 HP, GTI-R To Replace R32

"If it has AWD and a six speed maual, I'll try it out."

DoctorNine commented on Full-Lox Slide Dept: Jew-Sponsored Stock Car Booed Off Track

"The key to humor is crashing cognitive incongruities together and seeing how people react."

DoctorNine commented on Andrea Pininfarina, Dead At Age 51 In Motorcycle Crash

"So we lose him, and corporate design hauls up another notch. Pininfarina had soul."

DoctorNine commented on Full-Lox Slide Dept: Jew-Sponsored Stock Car Booed Off Track

"I feel much better now."

DoctorNine commented on Full-Lox Slide Dept: Jew-Sponsored Stock Car Booed Off Track

"This is all making me hungry for a kosher dill..."

DoctorNine commented on New Ford Fiesta Pics Show The Compact's Playful, Girly Side

"@bpapa9013: I love this design."

DoctorNine commented on Sabine Schmitz Leaving Nürburgring, Coming To America

"Sabine FTW!!!"

DoctorNine commented on Iraqi Taxi Crushed By Tank, Will Never Park In A Handicap Spot Again

"@SeanKHotay: Yeah, graverobber's vocabulary usage is backward, (turpitude meaning vileness, indecency, etc.) but his invective was skillfully deployed."

DoctorNine commented on 2009 Honda Ridgeline Gets Minor Facelift, Even More Minor Power Bump

"@DannyBN: I've been wondering that myself."

DoctorNine commented on The Ten Most Amazing Chinese Cars And Trucks

"What, you guys can't wait a few clicks for your Chinese Auto Pr0n?"

DoctorNine commented on Iraqi Taxi Crushed By Tank, Will Never Park In A Handicap Spot Again

"This car wasn't crushed in anger."

DoctorNine commented on Paris Hilton Responds To John McCain's Anti-Celebrity Ad With Reasonable Energy Policy

"Frankly, it seems to me that this all helps McCain, since it keeps the focus on what energy policy would be in either main party's administrations."

DoctorNine commented on New VW Golf VI Euro Pricing Announced

"I wonder if VW is going to build it in Chattanooga?"

DoctorNine commented on 2009 Ford Flex Scores Five Stars For Frontal- And Side-Impacts

"I too would like to see it in a diesel."

DoctorNine commented on Ford And Roush Sued Over Mustang BlackJack

"I dunno."

DoctorNine commented on The Motorcycles of The Meadow Brook Concours

"I love both."

DoctorNine commented on Honda Hybrid To Start at $18,500, Wipe Smug Smile Off Prius' Face

"It doesn't matter whether or not we are at the bottom, as far as prices go."