B-town commented on Government-Issue 1986 Dodge Aries LE

"My boy Rob had one of these."

B-town commented on This Might Be The Most Badass Model A Ford Ever

"That would record a very high score on the how Jalopnik is your vehicle test."

B-town commented on What To Drive In '75: Oleg Cassini Matador or Grabber Maverick?

"@mobilene: But did you go to the Frampton show sporting the reverse Olegs on yo' legs?"

B-town commented on What To Drive In '75: Oleg Cassini Matador or Grabber Maverick?

"C'mon people!"

B-town commented on Project Car Hell: Playboy Jimmy or Two Triumphs?

"I said, kick me in the Jimmy! Seriously, the Playboy would be as soul sucking as Morten Andersens kicking you in the dilzer a million times."

B-town commented on Subaru Sketch: Forester? Outback? An Impossible Dream?

"Mitsubishi Outlander with an upside-down grille."

B-town commented on What Commuter Can You Count On?

"Honda Civic Hybrid for days one through four."

B-town commented on Way to Ruin Hello Kitty...Again

"That toaster rules."

B-town commented on Lamborghini Countach Wagon

"The kids all snug in the back seat, with a giant, hot V12 nestled between them."

B-town commented on Ferrari Breadvan

"Should be a pizza going in the oven, methinks."

B-town commented on 1991 Taurus SHO

"@PlatformHoon: I like how you think."

B-town commented on PCH, War Wagon Edition: Faun-Kraka or Studebaker Weasel?

"You had me at "Weasel.""

B-town commented on Project Car Hell, GM Convertible Edition: Cutlass or Grand Prix?

"Pontiac."

B-town commented on What Was Your Very First Car?

"Wert was gangsta."

B-town commented on Look What Parked In Front Of My House: 1976 BMW 2002

"Farolito."

B-town commented on Chevy Gives Kids A Hummer With The Volt Electric Car

"Targeting that coveted van-and-overcoat demographic it would seem."

B-town commented on The Datsun B210: Sips Gas Through A Cocktail Straw

" The cars were lighter."

B-town commented on Project Car Hell: Interceptor or NSU Wankel?

" Is this a trick question?"